Using the A.U.T.O. Leveling Facility

The condescending, robotic tone fills the air as you step into the building, a panel lighting up underneath your feet and displaying the same words you're hearing. The employees around you simply ignore the passive-aggressive A.I., probably because they've heard this introduction enough times that it's just background noise.

Here, I am programmed to create holograms for your Pokémon to fight. They will gain experience despite doing absolutely nothing compared to the real, true work that I do here. Simply progress to an empty room down this hall and send out the Pokémon you wish to train. I will handle the rest, seeing as no one else does any work around here. -snort- Please note the following:

~You may only fight against me once per week -- which is to say, seven days after your last visit. I do not want to see your face more often than that. -snort-

~For the sake of organization, use the same room for each visit. By reusing the same "thread," as someone of your education might call it, clutter is minimized, and it's easier to see how long ago your last visit was.

~You may gain a maximum of two levels every week by fighting me. If you train two Pokémon, they each gain one level. If you train one Pokémon, they get two levels. That's basic math, idiot.

~You don't have to make this a long-winded affair by telling everyone what you're doing. We already know why you're here. Simply "post" what Pokémon you'll be training and their current stats. Once you make your post, you may take note of their new levels.

~There exist some "coupons," or whatever, that you might bring here. These coupons might increase the levels you earn here or increase the number of Pokémon you may train with me. Just declare that you're using the coupon when you arrive so we don't have to deal with redoing or undoing things because you forgot about the coupon until after you left. -sigh-

The robotic voice fades out with a monotonous sigh... Maybe the computer will be less passive-aggressive during the actual training session--?

And no, I do not need an "attitude reprogramming". You are getting levels for free. The least you can do is let me wallow in my misery until you're gone.